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CROOKLYNMAYO's Blog

Crooklyn's Deep Thoughts

Posted: June 27, 2008
Category: Nothing in particular

Inspired by watching some old episodes of Saturday Night Live, I decided to start a new segment called Crooklyn's Deep Thoughts.

Just sit back and give your honest answers to the question.

*************************************************************

Imagine that you are a astronaut doing a routine spacewalk outside of the space shuttle. All of a sudden a out of control meteor hit the shuttle destroying it, but leaves you stranded in space with at least 2 hours of oxygen left in your reserved tanks.


Now my question is: Do you wait out the 2 hours and hope for rescue hoping that seem slim to none but quite possible or do you end it quickly by just taking off your space helmet?

Inspired by watching some old episodes of Saturday Night Live, I decided to start a new segment called Crooklyn's Deep Thoughts. Just sit back and give your honest answers to the question. ************************************************************* Imagine that you are a astronaut doing a routine spacewalk outside of the space shuttle. All of a sudden a out of control meteor hit the shuttle destroying it, but leaves you stranded in space with at least 2 hours of oxygen left in your reserved tanks. Now my question is: Do you wait out the 2 hours and hope for rescue hoping that seem slim to none but quite possible or do you end it quickly by just taking off your space helmet?

Comments

TH3JUICEMAN
1. On June 27, 2008 TH3JUICEMAN wrote:

okay? umm I would probably spend the two hours talking to God

Tha MasterCheif
2. On June 27, 2008 Tha MasterCheif wrote:

i would radio back and have them call my wife and kids and put them on and say my final goodbyes and then end it

C0LDH3ARTED
3. On June 27, 2008 C0LDH3ARTED wrote:

helmet off

theevol1
4. On June 27, 2008 theevol1 wrote:

I would never intentionally end my own life. I would use the two hours to make my peace.

BlakZombieTaco
5. On June 27, 2008 BlakZombieTaco wrote:

err, if i could radio, id do that and try to get some help

so im going w/ the 2 hours

TehLoooveMuffin
6. On June 27, 2008 Tehmuffinator wrote:

I would use those two hours to party with the aliens

CROOKLYNMAYO
7. On June 27, 2008 CROOKLYNMAYO wrote:

lol

Kidd Cartel
8. On June 27, 2008 kiddcartel wrote:

Quote By TH3JUICEMAN

okay? umm I would probably spend the two hours talking to God


Mos Def!!!!!!!!

PSORaine
9. On June 27, 2008 PSORaine wrote:

Quote By theevol1

I would never intentionally end my own life. I would use the two hours to make my peace.

same here. I couldn't give up if there was a TINY TINY chance that I could be saved.

Kidd Cartel
10. On June 27, 2008 kiddcartel wrote:

i wouldnt give up because id rather not burn for eternity....but thats just my opinion

meg a destr0yer
11. On June 27, 2008 meg a destr0yer wrote:

why not wait? waiting couldn't hurt anything, even if it was impossible for someone to get up to space in two hours

Kidd Cartel
12. On June 27, 2008 kiddcartel wrote:

yeah exactly....and even if nobody was coming

twiddling your thumbs cant be that bad....lol

TK Chillin
13. On June 27, 2008 TK Chillin wrote:

I would spend the next 2 hours wishing I could play one more game of Asteroids

WitnessBoobie
14. On June 27, 2008 GibsonsBoobie wrote:

I'd take off my helmet. The anticipation of death would be too much to stand for two hours. The whole time I'd be wondering if my oxygen supply was about to run out. I'd rather just take off my helmet and end it there.

a1zapa
15. On June 27, 2008 alzapa wrote:

I would take it off just to see what would happen in space, I bet my head would explode. And yes I could not stand knowing I was going to die in 2 hours.

WitnessBoobie
16. On June 27, 2008 GibsonsBoobie wrote:

Quote By alzapa

I would take it off just to see what would happen in space, I bet my head would explode. And yes I could not stand knowing I was going to die in 2 hours.


Actually, I remember looking that up once…

It turns out you can take off your helmet for about 10 seconds, and put it back on and be just fine. After about 10 seconds your blood begins to boil, you might lose your vision and run the risk of passing out. I might be off a little on the time but it's something like that. It might actually be almost 60 seconds till you pass out. I don't remember.

CROOKLYNMAYO
17. On June 27, 2008 CROOKLYNMAYO wrote:

I can see that this is a thought provoking topic so i think i will try to come up with more

Hockeypuck55
18. On June 27, 2008 Hockeypuck55 wrote:

I'd wait and when the oxygen got low take off the helmet. You never know.

TehLoooveMuffin
19. On June 27, 2008 Tehmuffinator wrote:

This became a very intellectual topic
Please Mayo, bring us more

ReverendMeta
20. On June 28, 2008 ReverendMeta wrote:

Quote By GibsonsBoobie

I'd take off my helmet. The anticipation of death would be too much to stand for two hours. The whole time I'd be wondering if my oxygen supply was about to run out. I'd rather just take off my helmet and end it there.

Seconded.
The helmet would come off and I would start screaming any holy/unholy invocations to any deities I could remember until the goo started spraying out of my ears.

Whichever One answered would get a new acolyte.
Otherwise, I'll see you all in Heck.

PSORaine
21. On June 28, 2008 PSORaine wrote:

Quote By GibsonsBoobie

Actually, I remember looking that up once…

It turns out you can take off your helmet for about 10 seconds, and put it back on and be just fine. After about 10 seconds your blood begins to boil, you might lose your vision and run the risk of passing out. I might be off a little on the time but it's something like that. It might actually be almost 60 seconds till you pass out. I don't remember.

Actually, I heard a long time ago from my first husband that it depends on where you were in space, but generally speaking, the part of your head facing to the sun would instantly incinerate, and the part away from the sun would instantly freeze. Instant death though. IDK how reliable that is, but it was what he went around telling people. (yea, he had conversations like this with strangers a lot.)

I'm pretty sure you'd suffer some kind of compression/ decompression problem at the very least though.

theevol1
22. On June 28, 2008 theevol1 wrote:

Quote By PSORaine

Actually, I heard a long time ago from my first husband that it depends on where you were in space, but generally speaking, the part of your head facing to the sun would instantly incinerate, and the part away from the sun would instantly freeze. Instant death though. IDK how reliable that is, but it was what he went around telling people. (yea, he had conversations like this with strangers a lot.)

I'm pretty sure you'd suffer some kind of compression/ decompression problem at the very least though.


Actually, space is a giant vacuum, so every oriface in/on your body would have the space removed from it, and you wold be "sucked inside out." That is the decompression you are talking about.

Deep space death, sounds horrible to me!

Kidd Cartel
23. On June 28, 2008 kiddcartel wrote:

Quote By Hockeypuck55

I'd wait and when the oxygen got low take off the helmet. You never know.


i think i would be keeping mine on, lol

Quote By theevol1

Actually, space is a giant vacuum, so every oriface in/on your body would have the space removed from it, and you wold be "sucked inside out." That is the decompression you are talking about.

Deep space death, sounds horrible to me!


and this is the exact reason why

CROOKLYNMAYO
24. On June 28, 2008 CROOKLYNMAYO wrote:

Quote By Tehmuffinator

This became a very intellectual topic
Please Mayo, bring us more



most def i will just have think some up

WitnessBoobie
25. On June 28, 2008 GibsonsBoobie wrote:

Quote By PSORaine

Actually, I heard a long time ago from my first husband that it depends on where you were in space, but generally speaking, the part of your head facing to the sun would instantly incinerate, and the part away from the sun would instantly freeze. Instant death though. IDK how reliable that is, but it was what he went around telling people. (yea, he had conversations like this with strangers a lot.)

I'm pretty sure you'd suffer some kind of compression/ decompression problem at the very least though.


Quote By theevol1

Actually, space is a giant vacuum, so every oriface in/on your body would have the space removed from it, and you wold be "sucked inside out." That is the decompression you are talking about.

Deep space death, sounds horrible to me!


This sparked my curiosity once again, and I spent a little time on Google.

What I found was that astronauts have been accidentally exposed to vacuums from time to time during testing. Because of the lack of pressure, all the moisture from their mouth evaporates, and their body swells a little. After a while, they might get the bends because of the lack of pressure. If an astronaut has air in his lungs when he's exposed, it could cause major harm to his lungs. As long as they open their mouth, or breathe out before they're exposed, they're fine.

In actual outer space, the sun would cause severe sun burn immediately, but the sources I found didn't say anything about instant incineration.

Sources:
http://www.aerospaceweb.org/question/atmosphere/q0291.shtml
http://curious.astro.cornell.edu/question.php?number=7

mack97
26. On June 28, 2008 mack97 wrote:

i would wait out the two hours and enjoy em YOURE IN SPACE how many people get to be in space. I would go to space this instant even if i knew that it was a sure thing that i would never come back

CROOKLYNMAYO
27. On June 28, 2008 CROOKLYNMAYO wrote:

Ok next one I didn't make up myself but I borrow it:

"You discover that your wonderful one year old child is, because of a mix up at the hospital, is not yours. Would you want to exchange the child to correct the mistake?"

Why or why not?

BlakZombieTaco
28. On June 28, 2008 BlakZombieTaco wrote:

yes. the baby isnt mine, which means it wouldnt have anything in common with me, or possibly look like me. lol

Kidd Cartel
29. On June 28, 2008 kiddcartel wrote:

I believe I would like to keep the baby, but than again you would have to look at the other family's perspective on it, because a decision like that would not only lie in your hands but in two seperate parties. IMO, I would like to keep the child that I changed diapers for, and feed, and woke up in the middle of the night to settle it down from crying. It wouldn't matter if the baby wasn't mine gene wise...I would still consider it my child.

PSORaine
30. On June 28, 2008 PSORaine wrote:

Quote By theevol1

Actually, space is a giant vacuum, so every oriface in/on your body would have the space removed from it, and you wold be "sucked inside out." That is the decompression you are talking about.

Deep space death, sounds horrible to me!

LOL decompression sucks!

Get it? huh? huh??

And the baby one is pretty easy- it's only a year old- you give it back. Yeah you've bonded, but can you really choose to give up your OWN child?

There was a Days of our Lives story line like this once, a long time ago, lol. I think both families tried to get their kid back while keeping the other.

WitnessBoobie
31. On June 28, 2008 GibsonsBoobie wrote:

I'd give it back. If it was ever discovered that the babies were swapped later, a family court would probably end up giving custody to the biological parents if they tried to get the baby back. I can only imagine how difficult that would be for a kid. There was a Law & Order on a similar story.

PSORaine
32. On June 28, 2008 PSORaine wrote:

Besides which- one day the child's life can be saved by having the family medical history known. That's a no brainer, I think.

Kidd Cartel
33. On June 28, 2008 kiddcartel wrote:

Quote By PSORaine

There was a Days of our Lives story line like this once, a long time ago, lol. I think both families tried to get their kid back while keeping the other.


why does it not surprise me that you watch that show

repo man 360
34. On June 28, 2008 Repo Man 360 wrote:

Hit my boosters and burn up in the atomsphere while listening to "touch the Sky" on my Zune. (better to burn out than fade away)

Kidd Cartel
35. On June 28, 2008 kiddcartel wrote:

Quote By Repo Man 360

Hit my boosters and burn up in the atomsphere while listening to "touch the Sky" on my Zune. (better to burn out than fade away)


I think thats a great...GREAT idea.

"Alright Lord...Here I Come" would be my final words

CROOKLYNMAYO
36. On June 28, 2008 CROOKLYNMAYO wrote:

that would be one hell of a way to go out!!

"I'm reaaddddy, I'm reaaddy for the big ride bbbbabbeee!!!!" Quote said by Nicholas Cage in the begin of the movie showdown with John Travolta in the movie Face Off

Some random k1d
37. On June 28, 2008 Some random k1d wrote:

but wouldnt it be the same speed of death either way
because in both you would suffocate

PSORaine
38. On June 28, 2008 PSORaine wrote:

Quote By kiddcartel

why does it not surprise me that you watch that show

I don't anymore... I haven't since that was the storyline...

In truth I only watched it cause there was nothing else on when I was waiting for Passions, which came on right after DOOL!

Faceoff was a good movie, I think.

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