Staring at boobs actually good for you.
Posted: December 5, 2007
Category: Nothing in particular
The New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News recently said that men staring at women's breasts prolong their lives by several years.
"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said (creepy) author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.
The team led by Weatherby was made up of (horny) researchers at three (sexy) hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany monitored the health of 200 male subjects for 5 years. Half of the subjects were asked to look at busty females daily, while the others were asked not to. For five years, the boob lovers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.
Now let’s go stare at some boobies!!!!!
News.softpedia.com: 10 Minutes Of Staring at Boobs Daily Prolongs Man's Life by 5 Years
Finally science is actually giving me news that I can use.
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YAY!! and people say im crazy(laughs like a mad man)
I remember this article from awhile ago. Interesting though.
now I just gotta print this out and carry it around with me so when I get yelled at by chicks I can just say that they're helping me stay healthy.
Yessss. I now have an excuse anytime I am caught staring at *ahem*.
Quote By SNEAKmidget
you and me both hahahaha
DUDE! I AM SO GOLDEN!
The best workout ever!!!
lol
IM GONNA WORKOUT FOR LIKE (calculates time) 5 HOURS TONIGHT!
Quote By CaptainMayhem88
best news article ever. and i agree with you. im gunna have to print this out.
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this is the answer that millions of males have been looking for.
its the perfect excuse.
they would be like GREG (my name) what are you staring at?!!?!? just your boobs. WHAT U PERV. no no its ok im just getting in my daily exercise hahaha
I think that's bogus!
Quote By meg a destr0yer
I think it makes sense that it lowers blood pressure, but comparing it to a 30-minute workout is just a bullshit way of skewing facts. It might affect your heart in the same way as a workout, but wouldn't have any of the other benefits.
I agree with what pasta said, but hay I agree with whoever said they are going to print this article out to
i just tried this out! i think its working! real boobs too!
Lol, it doesnt have to be boobs, it said any sexual excitement. Meaning all you have to do is have regular sex and your fine. Buuuuuut, if you really just wanna stare at a womans breasts/ass and she gets mad just pull that out. Though for some men out there women dont sexually excite them so it would be untrue.
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why do you say that meg?
meg, i am more than willing to provide scientific proof. your cooperation is appreciated.
Quote By sensei jimjom
WHAT? NO THANKS.
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"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said (creepy) author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.
I agree with Pasta, I HIGHLY doubt it's equivalent to a 30 minute work out. Plus I'm sure a man isn't going to live like 10 or somewhat years longer just because he looks at a girls' boobs everyday.
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Quote By meg a destr0yer
lol wait a sec, meg is a girl right??
lol that totally went over my head the first time rotfl
Quote By alzapa
lol that totally went over my head the first time rotfl
haha thats funny. easy to forgot on a site full of guys right.
Why do you think there are so many dirty old men!!!
yes guys, i'm a female
THANKS
A girl yes, But really just one of the guys so to speak.
awww it's like being the only girl with 8798273423948972387498237 brothers
no looking at megans boobies
Quote By majority ru1e
anyway away from meg
30 min workout i find it hard to beileve unless your stalkin them but he did say aerobic so its like working out for pansies
and now we can go back to meg
leave meg alone!
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ya lets leave meg alone.
Lol, and now I understand why we have no girls on the board (or they never seem to stay long). We never really talked much about the plethora of new games that have released as of late, but we have a 3 page conversation about boobies...I love you guys!!! You too Meg
My eyes are tired!
Quote By Hektic Juggalo
haha that's so freakin true...but at least we're talking about something.
THIS THREAD IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS.
Quote By sensei jimjom
yeah I agree with sensei.
oooo meg is actually honestly truely for really a girl?
i thought it was just some poor kid you picked on in this forum b/c they were fat lol
All these hormones flying around smh I feel like the older brother trying to get you young guys to calm down
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yes lets leave meg alone before she starts to feel uncomfortable. or more uncomfortable.
id show mine, but I am flat chested and a man. looking at my lack of boobs will actually have the reverse effect, getting you fatter.
yea keep those things under your shirt man XD
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or her bf gets pissed and meg never makes another post ever again
Quote By majority ru1e
yes!
Quote By majority ru1e
yes very good point. no more talk about meg